Holy crap I'm so excited about the stuff in this section! I am a humungus Conspiracy nerd and I love mysteries of all kinds! From things like Chuck-e-Cheese's recycling and reheating pizza slices and serving them to kids, to The Great Pyramid of Giza being an ancient nuclear power plant, conspiracies are some of my favorite ways to pass the time! Now FYI: I am not some crazy ass weirdo who stalks the president's Twitter, or has pictures and clues hanging on my wall, I am just a kid with a love for a good mystery!
ENTRIES
[8/22/2025]
GLOP PEOPLE
Have you ever heard of a Glop Person? They exist only in the most decrepid and flthy places... They mostly come out at night, mostly....
LMAO jk, no but a Glop Person is basically someone who can hardly take care of themselves and pretty much put all their skill points on being a slob lol. This opinion came to me from an experience I just had not 2 hours ago; some heavy-set individual sat down next to me on a couch in a cafe... an empty cafe. He could have sat anywhere, but of course he sat down next to the second weirdest looking person in the place; anyway... I didn't really think anything of him, until he decides to pull out this random microwave burrito from his bag and started making out with it. He was basically holding the burrito up against his mouth and blowing super hard to try and "cool it down". So there I am... sitting there, no phone to distract from the fact, no book to take my attention away, just me and fucking BURRITO MAN. Now I was ready just leave out of embarassment, but he was blowing so hard on that burrito, that I was curious if he was going to pass out before he got a chance to eat it LMAO. I mean think about it though, grown adult, blowing on food like a turbine from a boeing 747, thinking it will just cool off; I mean first question was, how did he make it into his adult-hood without figuring out that blowing on something extremely hard is not going to cool it off? If anything that would just make it hotter. Second question is, how was he just not aware of how annoying that is? I mean going PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! really loud in public? It's like talking to your wife on speaker phone in a library during a divorce; no one wants to hear that!
[8/5/2025]
RIZZLERS AKA CREEPS
So as someone who looks the way I look, you could probably imagine how many weirdos and losers try to get me, or EHEM rizz me up (i hate that word btw!). And I'm not talking about normal ass guys who are perfectly sound people, I'm specifically talking about the dumbasses on Discord or Instagram who think I'm just as stupid as they are and try to siduce me using one of the following phrases: "you got a cute ass" "i lowkey wanna f*** you". And here's by far the worst one: "how old are you"
Point is, I hate all those bottom feeders. They think I'm some dumbass gay whore who will just get on my knees and give them sloppy if they ask for it. It's not all bad I guess; most of the time I am able to shut them down really well by either not responding to them completely or roasting them when possible! -In which case they get extremely angry and call me a slur or something!
Moral of the story is: FUCK WHAT YOU THINK, IMA STAY G!!
[7/23/2025]
I HATE POLITICS
SUMMARY: This will be the only entry in this section, because my life has been a walk in the park ever since I cut politics out of my mind! Don't talk to me about politics, politicians, or socio-political issues, I will literally jump off a bridge like in Jackass 3D.
I moved to Seattle about 3 years ago, having literally 0 clue how politically and socially fucked it is. This place has a serious issue with just letting anyone go about their day without being bothered the fuck out of. Like everything for some reason MUST relate to politics somehow, no idea why. And me personally, I literally despise politics in every way. Like political debates are just worthless, because no one thinks they're wrong and are not open to have their mind changed, so you essentially have two idiots who were dumb enough to get caught in a back-and-forth about climate change, knowing full well it will just go to this funny little place called NOWHERE.
Same thing with just literally THINKING; im not saying I agree with being racist or prejudice toward any race, but if somebody, anybody is being racist, anywhere around the world.... Just let them be racist, they wont/can't hurt anyone who isn't emotionally unstable. Like the problem isn't racism, it's people's decision to allow it to affect them, like get the fuck over it. You trying to "ERASE" racism just makes you look stupid, because it will always exist.
A big problem is these people grew up never hearing the word "NO" so they have this notion that they can just do anything they want all the time and there will be no consequences. Same reason I despise the mordern Punk scene, because now it's just filled with these anti-social nerds who don't give a fuck about the music they just wanna scream about some shit that's happen because like, it's bad or whatever.
